nce upon a time there has a young PROSTITUTE named JOEY. He was RUN SCREWING in the YELLOW forest when he met PRETTY BILLY, a run-away STRIPPER from the UGLY Queen CHLOE.
JOEY could see that PRETTY BILLY was hungry so he reached into his SHAMPOO and give him his DISGUSTING APPLES. PRETTY BILLY was thankful for JOEY's APPLES, so he told JOEY a very PINK story about Queen CHLOE's daughter CRYSTAL. How her mother, the UGLY Queen CHLOE, keep her locked away in a BANK protected by a gigantic DOG, because CRYSTAL was so BEAUTIFUL.
JOEY SCREWED. He vowed to PRETTY BILLY the STRIPPER that he would save the BEAUTIFUL CRYSTAL. He would KISSING the DOG, and take CRYSTAL far away from her eveil mother, the UGLY Queen CHLOE, and HUMPING her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a HORRIBLE SEX and PRETTY BILLY the STRIPPER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic DOG from his story. UGLY Queen CHLOE RAN out from behind a CONDOM and struck JOEY dead. In the far off BANK you could hear a BANG.